Beware Of The Segway

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:04.5	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified
0:11.0	mama's boy podcast. Hi, Mom. Hi, honey. I'll tell you what you don't ever want is two men
0:17.8	planning a trip. I think two women's fine. Two men planning a trip never goes well.
0:22.6	I'm in the middle of planning our, and actually, I don't even know it's two men. I think maybe
0:27.4	it's just one man that's having a problem with this. Let me think who that might be.
0:33.2	Yeah, I'm in the middle of planning our bro trip, 2026.
0:39.4	Finally, Dan and I are finally going to take our next trip.
0:42.7	We have not taken, that's my best friend, by the way.
0:45.2	We have not taken a trip together.
0:47.6	And this is my best friend since fourth grade.
0:50.2	And we take a trip together.
0:51.5	We've done this since.
0:52.6	Let me think.
0:53.2	We've done this pretty much annually since.
0:56.1	I was married when we were doing this, but towards the end of my marriage.
0:59.9	It was probably, what did I get divorced?
1:06.9	18.
1:07.5	So it was probably 16.
1:09.0	20.
1:09.1	This is probably our 10th year.
1:10.1	We've done this.
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