Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:03.4	Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:06.7	Not the old is, not the youngest.
0:10.0	Something else entirely.
0:13.0	Hey, hey, it's us the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.0	The middle children.
0:30.0	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis.
0:32.0	And I'm Chris Burns.
0:33.8	And this is middle children.
0:43.0	We sounded like we were putting a hex on like...
0:47.0	Yeah, ooh.
0:49.0	Have you seen that?
0:50.0	There's a tick-talk of these two little girls and it was like they like
0:54.8	wrote their mom a birthday song yeah but it's like horrifying we love you mom we
1:01.1	love you mom you're the best and we love you. Yeah and the mom like is like I started crying because I thought I was being like hexed by my two daughters.
1:14.0	That's so funny. I feel like you accidentally do that as a child because you're
1:18.8	scared to change notes so you're like we're gonna hold the same note but that's scary.
1:24.0	They're alto's and they are gonna have to do it forever.
1:26.8	They're gonna have to do that so they better learn now.
1:29.4	That's the worst part about like chorus.
1:31.8	Ugh the worst part. The sopranos are the only ones that have a good time.
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