Between Too Many Dating Apps and Show Business

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jessie is back on the dating apps and wants to know why everyone is ugly now but also, somehow not funny. Chris is fed up with showbiz, specifically Ryan Murphy and his obsession with putting hot people who can't act into his TV shows. All we know is we're doing a live stream for Halloween and the ticket link is below. Tickets For The Tri-Annual Middle Children Halloween Live Stream--> https://www.eventbrite.com/e/middle-children-between-trick-and-treat-halloween-live-stream-tickets-728864472257?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, my absolute pumpkins.
0:03.8	You guys do not forget about our third annual ish Halloween live show.
0:08.2	It's going to be so fun October 30th, 8 p.m.
0:14.6	Be there or be sad.
0:16.6	And I don't want anyone to be sad.
0:18.4	Yeah.
0:18.7	And again, it's virtual.
0:20.0	So it's a very easy left on your end.
0:22.0	Okay.
0:22.4	You can tune in, screw marshes can watch it the next day.
0:25.6	So if you want to watch it the next day, become a screw marsha and it will be
0:28.5	uploaded on the patreon tickets are $12 plus taxes and fees, which comes out to like
0:34.8	$14 or so will be in costume.
0:37.7	We're going to be carving pumpkins and the link is in the description to this episode
0:42.8	as well as in the bio of both of our Instagrams.
0:46.2	So get the tickets now get the tickets now or be sad for literally ever and don't forget
0:52.7	to send in your picture of a pumpkin you carved or yourself that you want us to roast
0:58.3	and toast.
0:59.3	I'll have what she's having.
1:05.3	Hey, hey, hey, it's us the middle children, hey, hey, hey, it's us the middle children,
1:12.3	not the oldest, not the youngest, something else entirely, hey, hey, hey, it's us the middle
1:22.3	children.
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