You're listening to Comedy Central.

Every day we find out something new about Donald Trump that doesn't...

I mean, it doesn't shock me, but it's interesting to put all the pieces together.

It's like a well-written, unnecessary episode of scandal.

That sort of feels like.

Because we're always finding out new things.

Like, to find out that the guy lied his way onto Forbes and then lied his way from Forbes and then lied after the fall,

you go like, so everything, every single thing that he does is just like lying all the way through it.

And I know some people would get angry and be like, oh, that you know the lying and the...

You know, I can't believe it's fraudulence or whatever.

But I also go, the fact that Donald Trump could get bank loans just using a Forbes article,

two things, one, Forbes. You guys don't... you don't check?

Like, really? That's all you're supposed to do as Forbes for me.

That's your only job is to just check if the people have the money.

And if all Trump has to do his phone, you with a fake voice and be like, I have the money.

I mean, he has the money.

Like, that's all and that's how people get on the list.

And then what makes it worse is they go like, if he possibly got money and loans,

who's giving Donald Trump a loan?

Like, if ever there was a definition of white privilege for me,

it's walking into a bank with a magazine and being like, here, page four.

This is page four.

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