Between the Scenes - Trump Fixates on Plumbing in the Midst of Impeachment
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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🗓️ 26 January 2020
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Donald Trump is, you know, here's the thing about Donald Trump that I will admit that |
| 0:03.6 | a lot of people don't even realize they feel about him, is I think Donald Trump appeals to a thing |
| 0:10.7 | that every human being has inside of them and that is to live in a world where you can just say and do |
| 0:16.4 | whatever you like. Even if you don't like him, there are moments where you watch him and you're just |
| 0:21.1 | like, man, it looks liberating. You've been impeached. There's a senate trial and you're on stage like |
| 0:27.6 | dishwasher. What's the deal? Not enough water in the dishwasher. You got the toilet, you're |
| 0:35.5 | flushing it so many times. So many times. It doesn't flush, it doesn't go down. It doesn't go down. |
| 0:44.7 | He's just like, he's living his life. He's just living his life. Oh man. All right, we're ready to |
| 0:53.2 | do some sports. Yeah, we're doing. Give it up for Roy and Michael, everybody. |
| 1:03.3 | The wildest thing Trump said in that speech was he was at the rally and then he said, |
| 1:08.4 | he said to the audience, he said, he said, I can't believe it. I'm talking about toilets. |
| 1:12.8 | Shower is faucets. Watching machines. It's not dignified. It's not dignified. I can't talk about |
| 1:21.0 | this at the state of the union. I can't. I would, but I can't because I want them to say it was a |
| 1:27.0 | great speech. I can't. You can't make a great speech if you're talking about washes and dishwash. |
| 1:34.8 | No one's going to say, what a great speech. He spoke about dishwash. And I was like, that's actually |
| 1:44.3 | a brilliant observation. It's true. I was thinking about it the whole day. I was like, I think it is |
| 1:49.6 | impossible to make. I don't care who you like. Can you imagine like Martin Luther King with all of |
| 1:54.4 | his like speaking prowess? I doubt that he could be out there and he just be like, I flushed that |
| 1:59.2 | toilet so many times. It never went down. I tried again and again. It never went down. |
| 2:07.9 | It's just it's not like, I don't care how great you are as a speaker. |
| 2:12.1 | Dishwasher. There's no great dishwasher speech out there. There's no Nelson Mandela dishwasher |
| 2:17.2 | speech. He's just like, I believe in a dish washer. Where the plates and the dishes, |
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