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that red-headed actor from Modern Family.

I have a podcast.

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Am I saying a chocolate souffle is going to get me to reveal all of my secrets?

Yeah, I am.

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I will say this is probably one of the more interesting aspects of every single Trump scandal,

is that, unlike most politician's scandals,

Trump scandals play out both in like a clandestine way and in a very open way.

And that like confuses journalists and the media, I've noticed,

because a lot of people fall into the trap of being like,

yeah, but he said it in public.

So does that mean it's wrong?

It's like, yeah.

Just because you say your crime in public doesn't mean that it's no longer a crime.

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