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So in South Africa one day I met a guy from Pakistan and he was the number one bootlegger

of my DVDs in South Africa.

And so I remember like literally people in the neighborhood told me so I was eating at

this place, eating at this halal restaurant and the owner comes and he's like, hey Trevor

he's like, you know there's a guy, he's got like, he sells all your DVDs.

Then I was like, oh cool, what would he just do?

He would get like a retailer that he's like, no, no, he sells them on the street.

So I was like, okay.

So he's telling me the guy's stealing my money whatever you know, then he's like, yeah,

no, no, no, but you know, everybody got the DVD from him.

Everybody got the DVD from him.

So I'm like, well, thank you.

He's like, even me, I got the DVD from him.

So I'm like, well, thank you very much.

This is great.

So I say to the guy who owns the store, I'm like, how would you feel if I came to your restaurant

and like I took the food from someone else and I'm eating it in your restaurant?

He's like, no, I wouldn't allow that shit.

I'm like, yeah, that's how it feels when you tell me you've got a bootleg DVD.

Like it's like you shouldn't like bootleg my DVD.

He's like, yeah, that doesn't matter.

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