You're listening to Comedy Central.

A lot of people ask, they go like,

why doesn't President Trump regularly hold press conferences

or briefings?

And a lot of people don't realize it because you always see him on TV.

He doesn't actually hold formal press conferences, right?

Where journalists get to ask him questions in a, you know,

a pre-determined time and space.

And today, he held a press conference,

slash is holding a press conference,

because I think it's still going on.

I don't know how long it's going to last for.

No, and you're reminded whenever he does it, why he doesn't do it,

and why nobody wants him to do it on his team.

Because it's the crazy, I don't even know if any of you have seen any clips from it.

It is the wildest incoherent ramblings of words put together.

It's just him up there.

He's slamming like all accusers, all women in all instances.

He's just like, I don't believe them, all of them will see.

Why did she wait so long to come forward?

And you're like, are you still asking this?

Are you the president of the United States?

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