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Bill Gates was hosting his goalkeepers event in New York and so he invited me to come

and speak and they're doing some amazing things.

Not just the organization, the people they're supporting and I get to the event and I speak

for like 10 minutes and I get off stage and I'm like waving at the crowd and I'm walking

backwards off the stage moving to the backstage area and then I crash into like a person and

as I crash into them I see the eyes of people looking at me and everyone's like oh shit

what have you done you know what I mean and I'm like calm down humans bump humans all

the time and I turn and the person I bumped into was Barack Obama right yeah but like physically

like when I say bump I mean like bump like you know and so I turn and then he's like

whoa he's like but literally he's hands up and then he's like watch where you go and then

he says yeah he says watch where you walk and so I turn and then I was like hey man I'm

walking over here and you should have seen everyone's face they were like oh shit because

I think they thought I didn't recognize him or I didn't know who he was you can see

people like that's the president of the United States of America and I was like you know

my calm down and so I was like hey how are you Mr. President I haven't seen you in a while

he's like I'm doing good how you been you're good you're good you're good I'm like yeah I'm

looking at his face and I didn't intend this but I'm looking into his eyes and I'm speaking

to him and in that moment I really like he's looking really really good like his skin is looking

fuller he's do you know what I mean no he just he doesn't look as stressed as he was and so it's

slipped out I didn't plan it at all so I'm speaking to him he's like how you doing I've done

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