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🗓️ 12 March 2018
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Trevor imagines what it would be like if Melania Trump got the White House in a divorce. Listen to Trevor interact with the audience when The Daily Show cuts to commercial.
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| 0:43.0 | I was thinking, I think it would be amazing if in some world Melania divorces Trump because of the porn star and then gets the White House in the divorce. |
| 0:52.0 | No, because in my head I was like, I was just playing it all out. I would be the most amazing thing ever. |
| 0:57.0 | I could see the movie in my head now. |
| 1:00.0 | She has the White House. He's at a motel six. |
| 1:03.0 | He's just walking around without pants the whole day. |
| 1:06.0 | And then foreign leaders are coming to visit him. So they have to go to the motel to visit him. |
| 1:10.0 | But they don't know. The Prime Minister drives to the White House and when they get there, they're like, we have to do the President. |
| 1:15.0 | Melania's on the lawn. She's like, he doesn't live here anymore. |
| 1:18.0 | He doesn't live here no more. He knows what he did. |
| 1:21.0 | You can fight him at the motel. He's like, what do you mean the motel? |
| 1:25.0 | Then they're like, drives to the motel and it's like one of those like, Florida project motels. |
| 1:29.0 | This is chaos people, kids playing outside, someone's fixing a car. |
| 1:33.0 | You know, Donald Trump's up. You know when the Prime Minister gets out, he's like, oh, we have the right place. |
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