Between the Scenes - Immigrants Are Choosing Canada Over the U.S.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2018
⏱️ 1 minutes
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Summary
More and more immigrants are rejecting the U.S. for Canada, and hunky Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is just rubbing it in.
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| 0:03.0 | That's something many Americans don't realize is a great indicate of a successful country |
| 0:11.4 | is that people want to come here. |
| 0:14.7 | And Americans like, we don't want these immigrants. |
| 0:16.7 | Yeah, but immigrants come because you're a great country. |
| 0:18.8 | And once immigrants are like, yeah, we don't want to go there, then you got to look at yourself |
| 0:21.9 | and be like, you don't want to come here? |
| 0:23.9 | It's like, yeah, yeah, we don't want to, we're just trying to get to Canada if you don't |
| 0:27.5 | mind. |
| 0:29.2 | Can I just, excuse me, can I just, excuse me, can I just, I'm just trying to get, yeah, I'm just my friend, |
| 0:36.9 | and Trudeau just makes it so much work. |
| 0:38.7 | He's so nice, and a nice face. |
| 0:40.7 | He's just like, rubs in America's face. |
| 0:43.1 | He's like, you know, he makes it worse. |
| 0:45.1 | It's like, you're living next door, like you married Trump and you're living next door to a hunk. |
| 0:51.2 | And every morning he comes out like, topless, and he's like, good morning. |
| 0:55.4 | Good morning. |
| 0:56.5 | And you're like, hi. |
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