Between the Scenes - Biden Bikes with the Secret Service
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2021
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:05.7 | Did you see the shit where Biden went on the bicycle ride with the secret service? |
| 0:10.2 | Which is normal by the way. |
| 0:11.8 | American presence always going on a bicycle ride with the... |
| 0:14.3 | But you see that. |
| 0:15.3 | But like this is way... |
| 0:16.3 | No, but this is where I go like America is not focused as a country. |
| 0:19.4 | Because like in other countries if a president goes for a bicycle ride, most of the time you |
| 0:22.8 | just go for a bicycle ride. |
| 0:24.4 | But in here the secret service rides in front of you next to you then they've got guns |
| 0:28.6 | and the guns are like in bags and shit. |
| 0:31.2 | I'm like the guys are on a bicycle. |
| 0:33.3 | There's no protection when you're on a bicycle. |
| 0:35.8 | Like this is now... |
| 0:37.0 | Like it's like a pointless excursion. |
| 0:38.6 | Because what are you going to do? |
| 0:39.9 | You're on a bicycle. |
| 0:41.5 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 0:42.9 | Like what do you... |
| 0:44.6 | You forget, you should just tell the president to pedal. |
| 0:46.8 | That's what the secret service should say. |
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