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Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children not the oldest not the youngest
0:09.5	something else entirely
0:17.0	Hey Hey Hey something else entirely. Hey, hey, it sucks the middle children. Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.0	The middle children.
0:30.0	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns.
0:33.0	And this is...
0:35.0	Middle children.
0:39.0	Fun. What's up? Fun. What's up?
0:44.0	What's up?
0:45.0	I didn't go aside.
0:47.0	I'm, everything is okay.
0:49.0	What's going on?
0:50.0	How are you?
0:51.0	Me?
0:52.0	Good. Good. Are you? I am. I've been watching your get ready
0:56.7	Tic talks. Yeah, they're every morning and every morning you're like it's a rough I'm having a real rough morning and so the one this morning I was like is this
1:07.4	from today and then when you got off the train and I was like, oh, it is from today.
1:12.8	It is from today.
1:13.8	Here's the thing about me, and I've always said this.
1:16.4	I think that there are two types of people that like have anxiety and dread,
1:20.4	and it's either at night time is your bad time or morning and I'm a
1:23.4	morning gal I wake up being like why even begin the day so mornings are hard
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