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Middle Children

Between School Of Rock and Professional Cuddlers

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This one’s smooth all the way through. Jessie’s never heard of Kidz Bop!?! Chris is thinking about hiring a professional cuddler so Jessie offers her services. He’s a bit down on things today. What is your stance on platonic cuddling. Isn’t School Of Rock the best? Jessie’s bringing her boy home, weeee! Wish her a happy belated if you missed her bday.

Want more therapizing? Head over to patreon.com/middlechildren

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children

0:03.5

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children

0:06.8

Not humans, not the young kids

0:10.0

Something else entirely

0:13.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children

0:19.0

Hey, hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here

0:23.0

Just pay attention to us

0:26.0

The middle children

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jessie Drollis

0:32.0

And I'm Chris Burns

0:34.0

And this is

0:35.0

The middle children

0:48.0

Wow

0:49.0

Hello

0:50.0

Hiya

0:52.0

Hello, and welcome

0:54.0

This is Jazzy

0:56.0

Jazzy times

0:58.0

Jazzy times in the morning

1:00.0

Where we listen to slow jazz

1:02.0

And talk about how we feel

1:04.0

Let's roll in with some of that sweet, sweet slow jazz

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