Between Running Late and Matching Velvet Gowns
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
We’re recording early in the day on this one! We catch up after Jessie woke up late and then get into embarrassing stories. Chris goes to a party and trips, Jessie goes to the same party and has issues with a communal table! We love our girl Hannah Berner! Then the Hallmark pitch: Blizzard Of Love, the sweetest yet! We end with a praise, Jenna you are a true middle!! This was a fun one, love ya!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children. |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us. |
| 0:05.5 | The middle children. |
| 0:06.5 | Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the youngest, |
| 0:10.0 | something else entirely. |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, it's the middle children. |
| 0:17.0 | Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. |
| 0:25.0 | The middle children. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm Chris Burns. |
| 0:33.7 | And this is. |
| 0:35.6 | Middle. |
| 0:38.6 | Children. children. |
| 0:47.0 | I had a child. |
| 0:51.0 | I had a go soft. We're recording very early today. You know what? We're coming in hot and that's because I am a traitor. And by a traitor, I mean, I mean I well that yeah this is how this is how this is how |
| 1:06.5 | this is how this story goes okay and it's a story I've told before I know I know I'm enjoying my glass of wine watching my real house wise with Salt Lake |
| 1:17.2 | City. Jesse text me and says Chris can you do ungodly early tomorrow morning and I say well what's your |
| 1:26.2 | definition of ungodly she says seven a.m now I know some of you are |
| 1:31.1 | listening and your mothers and you're thinking |
| 1:33.2 | fuck you for calling 7 a.m. ungodly early. I mean I have friends who will be like |
| 1:41.0 | I slept till six today and I'm like listen I must have missed |
| 1:44.4 | the collective meeting where we all got together and decided that you could have a baby |
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