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Middle Children

Between Puffy Eyes & Voice Recordings

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Jessie has a puffy eye, oh no! Chris is officially a Rumblehead, and we humble brag about working out. Does anyone actually like urgent care? We discuss dating app weirdness, Chris has been buying new furniture, new home = new him. We close with a gym vent including our opinions on short trainers.

Big announcement coming soon!!! Episode 150 next!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:03.5

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:06.8

Not humans, not the young kids.

0:10.0

Something else entirely.

0:13.1

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:19.0

Hey, hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here.

0:23.2

Just pay attention to us.

0:25.8

The middle children.

0:30.3

Hello, I'm Jessie Drollis.

0:32.4

And I'm Chris Burns.

0:34.3

And this is...

0:45.4

How are you?

0:46.9

Good, good, good.

0:49.2

How are you?

0:50.1

Good, good, good.

0:51.1

Fresh out of city MD.

0:53.2

Fresh.

0:54.2

What's going on?

0:57.0

I have, I think I have this, whatever.

1:01.6

I have this new thing that when I'm stressed out,

1:03.5

I get an eye infection or my eye gets fucking puffy and weird.

1:08.5

Does it hurt?

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