Between Pictures of Guys Chopping Wood and Broadway Premieres

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Chris and Jessie agree that they both hate impromptu sexting and would prefer to see men chopping wood than doing anything sexual. 'Wicked' is about to come out and Chris seems more excited for that than Jessie attempting to set him again with her gay neighbor.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children. Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:07.1	Not the old age, not the young age, something else entirely. Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:20.3	Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're like right here.
0:23.5	Just pay attention to us.
0:26.1	The middle children.
0:30.3	Hello, I'm Jesse Jalas.
0:33.1	And I'm Chris Burns.
0:36.7	And this is.
0:39.8	That was pretty.
0:41.1	Thank you.
0:43.1	Middle children.
0:50.2	Gorgeous.
0:51.4	I'm coming in hot.
0:52.5	I'm in a mood today.
0:53.8	Let's go. I love being in a mood. Let's just be pissed. God, why not? Say it. You know, I'm just pissed. I'm just pissed in general. I think the election results have been brewing more and more.
1:11.4	Oh, my God.
1:16.3	The election results, I mean, what's nice is we're all going to be pissed for four years.
1:18.9	Oh, so let me say, let me make something very clear. If at any point, you feel the need to DM me something about a news article suggesting that I'm delusional.
1:31.3	This is my favorite.
1:32.2	The most bizarre thing about a Trump supporter is they'll keep following.
1:36.9	They'll look at every story.
1:38.9	They'll say you're so funny.
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