Between Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake Machines

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Chris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vodka. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children not the old children not the oldest not the youngest
0:09.9	something else entirely
0:13.0	Hey Hey Hey something else entirely. Hey, hey, hey, it's the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:27.0	The middle children!
0:30.0	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis.
0:32.0	And I'm Chris Burns.
0:34.0	And this is Middle Children.
0:41.0	Was that vanilla enough for you?
0:43.0	Wow, listen, first of all, we started before we lost it.
0:48.0	We're starting again.
0:49.0	And the first time we did it's
0:54.0	a reference from something.
0:56.0	Well it's not a it's like the body is like the body is here.
1:00.0	Okay. Oh like the body I actually don't get it. Maybe that's why when Mike roared from laughter I went what's going on?
1:08.0	Like you would somebody like a like somebody who has an amazing body walks into a party you're like the body is here.
1:14.3	Oh, interesting. Yeah, you've got to get out more.
1:20.3	What were you going to say? Brood my horizon? Okay, well, I mean even then the body, I know what I was like, I didn't get it?
1:30.3	Well, some people did. I know. And I was just wondering what was going on in the room.
1:37.1	Anyhow. It's brave. When I'm the table person that if I don't get a reference but everybody else laughs I'm just like oh well you know yeah
1:47.5	and I'm the type person that's like I don't get it why I know I want to laugh
1:51.5	that's what you are well because I want to laugh. Well, because I want to laugh.
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