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Middle Children

Between Falling Out of a Hammock and Snow Shoveling Dyslexia

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Chris and Jessie debate the merits of trying to be sexy in a hammock, pretending to be dyslexic to get out of shoveling and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.

0:03.6

Hey, hey, hey, it's us.

0:05.6

The middle children.

0:07.0

Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the youngest,

0:10.2

something else entirely.

0:13.0

Hey, hey, talks the middle children.

0:17.0

Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.

0:25.0

The middle children.

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns.

0:34.0

And this is

0:35.0

Middly little children.

0:40.0

I was going to try to raise my chair. No one would have gotten that.

0:46.0

I lowered because I feel like I'm like a little hunching.

0:49.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it. We're in chairs today you guys as opposed to normal when we're in swings.

0:54.0

It's nice to sit. We actually can I say something about myself?

0:58.7

Swings. I'm a sitter. Yeah normally we sit in swings. You can hear that in the podcast. We're not, our legs aren't on the ground.

1:07.0

This video, they can see it.

1:09.0

You know, I'm just lying.

1:11.0

I thought it would be fine. Imagine if we had been swinging the whole time.

1:13.0

Can you imagine?

1:14.0

I would love that.

1:15.0

I will say I'm a hammock girl.

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