Between Dying Alone In An Old Folks Home and Loitering At The Coffee Shop

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Chris and Jessie are dismayed by the way society treats the elderly, but not upset enough to avoid fighting over the age old question "can you loiter in a coffee shop without buying anything?"

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children Not the Olden's not the youngest
0:09.5	something else entirely
0:13.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey something else entirely. Hey, hey, hey, it's the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.0	The middle children.
0:30.0	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns.
0:34.0	And this is
0:35.0	Middle children.
0:40.0	Mm-hmm.
0:41.0	Yes. I was leading that and I was following I was chasing I was chasing
0:46.4	chasing but tag got you kind of found you I don't know how are you good
0:52.4	Really you you had a fun little trip well I went to New Jersey the thing is I do feel like everyone that's been like how was your trip I'm like stop mocking me I'm not I went to a condo in Vernon Township, New Jersey. It's about an hour and five minute drive from here.
1:07.0	Okay, some of my favorite trips have been when I've gone nowhere.
1:11.0	Like, well, those aren't trips. I'm going to kill you. It's like...
1:13.7	That's just things that you've done.
1:15.1	Stop it. Like when you go with a friend somewhere it doesn't matter where you go, you're
1:19.8	just having fun. Yeah I mean I had fun for sure. Okay good. I went to a Walmart. What'd you get?
1:28.4	Well nothing that it wasn't a good Walmart to be honest. Oh, okay. It was not an impressive Walmart. That's about no funny
1:36.4	sweatshirts or anything. The clothes selection was lacking. The store itself
1:40.7	lacking. Lacked.
1:43.0	It was not a super center.
1:45.0	Which I didn't even know they made anymore.
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