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Middle Children

Between Bloomingdales Blues & Learning to Tailor

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Chafing season has arrived! Jessie wants to buy $1000 pants, Chris talks her out of it. All the new pants are low-rise anyways, how ridiculous! Jessie went shopping and Chris lets us in on how he feels about the stores she mentions. Do you agree prices are insane right now? We go over our retail gripes but make it funny. Do you have a good mattress recommendation for us?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:03.5

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:06.8

Not the audience, not the young kids.

0:10.0

Something else entirely.

0:13.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:19.0

Hey, hey, hey, seriously.

0:22.0

Hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.

0:26.0

The middle children.

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jessie Drollis.

0:33.0

And I'm Chris Burns.

0:34.0

And this is...

0:35.0

The middle children.

0:45.0

Beautiful.

0:47.0

Okay, well.

0:48.0

The beautiful.

0:50.0

How are you?

0:51.0

Good.

0:52.0

Touch and go, but good.

0:53.0

What's going on?

0:54.0

I was just telling you...

0:56.0

Well, okay.

0:57.0

So yesterday I went on an adventure day.

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