Between Being Gifted Socks and Glitter For Christmas
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
We’re having a bit of a rough time here these days. We’re feeling trapped but we’re trying to get our heads on straight. We have a smelly feet embarrassing story submission to start. Then we jump in to the Hallmark because we need a mood change. We go holiday themes this week: Glitter For Christmas, Let’s Have A Gay Olde Time!!! We brought something to the holidays that nobody saw coming. We want more nominations for all of the segments! Always ending with praise, you are the gift that gave to us!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us! The Middle Children! |
| 0:03.4 | Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the oldest, not the youngest, |
| 0:10.0 | something else entirely. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, hey, it's a man of children. |
| 0:25.0 | Hey, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. The middle children! |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm Chris Burns. |
| 0:34.0 | And this is |
| 0:35.0 | Middle. |
| 0:40.0 | Here. Oh, here's dream. Wow that was amazing I needed. I needed that. I needed that. How are you, Jesse? By the |
| 1:07.0 | squeal in your voice as you said that, I feel like maybe not so well. I think that we can all collectively just say |
| 1:16.1 | fuck because and to the kids that listen I do apologize. |
| 1:23.0 | I know that. |
| 1:25.0 | Sorry Scarlet, Scarlett, please, earmuffs. |
| 1:27.0 | And girl, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you say leap in lizards, okay? |
| 1:31.0 | Well, I'll say leap in lizards, because it's just been now too much okay and as a |
| 1:36.9 | lizard I've lost my tail and my way my way around you know what I'm saying |
| 1:41.6 | I'm just feeling like I could murder. Yeah. People. |
| 1:46.7 | Yeah. Okay. And yeah, how are you? I feel as though maybe you know I don't feel alone in that. |
| 1:56.1 | Yeah, I know I'm definitely on the verge |
| 1:59.2 | The edge some might say. |
| 2:01.6 | I'm on the edge. |
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