Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children not the oldest not the youngest

something else entirely

Hey Hey Hey something else entirely. Hey, hey, talks the middle children. Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.

The middle children.

Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis.

And I'm Chris Burns.

And this is Middle Children.

I was just thinking about how I just told Jesse that I think she should join the military.

That's how it started y'all and I went boy oh boy oh boy that's when you know you're lost

when your friends are like what have you joined. Okay, hello friend, listen.

Oh my God, Amanda, you bad-ass little bitch.

I love that for Amanda.

So a big surprise to all.

Yeah. Which good for you bitch but I don't know her

reasoning. Well I think it's because you can get like jobs easier she gets paid I think well I think it's like the army reserves or something

so and you think I would do well yeah

It's like a 10 to 1 ratio probably. Best odds I've had in a while.

And enrollment is at an all-time low.

Perfect.

They've given deals.

They've recently changed the age that you can join. Oh good. Are they okay with my bad knees bad vision and anxiety of any kind of violence?

Well, they'll train you. They'll train me. There's nothing to

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