4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | "'Santa, he sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. |
0:05.2 | "'Are you okay with that?' |
0:07.2 | "'You've been groomed from birth to accept Chris Kringle's voyeuristic and home invasion habits as normal, |
0:12.8 | "'but it's time to put a stop to this obsessive stalker. |
0:16.0 | "'With anti-Santa home defense, you can create a safe haven away from the prying eyes of St. Nick, |
0:21.8 | and make him think twice before breaking and entering into your home. |
0:25.2 | With solutions as simple as tinted windows, up to patent-pending security measures such as |
0:29.9 | humane Santa trap fireplace inserts, or the more permanent anti-Santa poison cookies. |
0:35.7 | We have just what you need. |
0:37.8 | Just go to fuckyrecolle.com and use HMT at checkout on your first order to receive a free bag of reindeer aside. |
0:45.6 | That's anti-Santa home defense, because he better watch out. |
0:51.0 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk. |
0:55.7 | An opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
1:00.2 | Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. |
1:03.0 | What? |
1:07.0 | He's got to send a scroll through the scraggly wood |
1:11.8 | He had no fangs |
1:14.8 | Horror |
1:16.5 | Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it |
1:19.9 | The new theatrical releases always get priority |
1:23.6 | But we also review older horror movies both good and horrible. |
1:33.3 | Wow, that didn't sound good. |
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