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Remember when apple had the white headphones yeah, if you had other colored head I was the whole marketing him playing

They didn't give a fuck what you looked like you were a dark person with a colorful black arm behind you

But you had those white headphones right now

Right and they got us all thinking the white headphones for the mother fuckers were buying there what mother fuckers were buying

Apple headphones

Just so they could not feel like a loser right and then they applied the same thing to the AirPods right and oh no

Even slower even slower than that then they were like oh

We're not even gonna have jacks no more. We're gonna have the fucking the usb shit and then after that

They're like you know what we're not gonna have the usb shit. It's not gonna be a fucking

You can't even plug this shit in no more everything's wireless apples marketing plan is you can't say with us

Yeah, they're mean girls. Yeah, and you think a gay dude. We know how to do that

But they're literally no later me girl. This is not a greatest movies of all time. I'm I'm gonna compliment right so it's like so

Their mean goes in the air pods were mean goes because I'm I'm at the gym

Yeah

And I'm running and I buy accent to get my thumb and my fucking headphone wires and I snatched that shit out my ears

Which is like one of the startling?

Fucking things like there are a few things in life

I once said

If somebody wanted torture me

Whatever information I had they could get out of me if they just put headphones in my ear and then step them out twice

I'd be like what do you want to tell you what the nuclear codes are?

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