Better Call Gerri w. J. Smith-Cameron

Hysteria

Society & Culture, Politics, News

4.7 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco cover the deflated balloon that was the Fox Dominion lawsuit, Meatball Ron (hate his evil 6-week abortion ban, love his hater donors), and the future of mifepristone in news. Then, THE J. Smith Cameron — aka, Gerri from Succession — comes on to discuss the Shakespearean nature of S4E3 (iykyk), being a “sex symbol,” and seeing fans in public. Next, Shaniqua McClendon and Tien Tran join to talk vibes: the good ones, the bad ones, the disruptive ones, the all-consuming ones, and all the vibes in between. Finally, Sani-Petty, covering everything from #CakeTok to MILF Manor.

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0:00.0	Hello and I'm Alyssa Mastra Monica.
0:02.0	Alyssa, I've got a
0:05.0	Hey!
0:08.0	Hello and welcome to Hysteria.
0:10.0	I'm Aaron Ryan.
0:11.0	And I'm Alyssa Mase from Onico.
0:13.0	Alyssa I've got a serious question for you.
0:15.0	Okay.
0:16.0	Where are the forks going?
0:18.0	Are your forks missing?
0:19.0	I'm like running out of forks.
0:21.0	Where are they going? The same place that your left sock goes when you put it in the dryer.
0:26.0	The little tube on the outside of the washing machine? That's where my forks are going?
0:31.0	They all vaporize. They all vaporize. I'm so...
0:34.3	I'm so...
0:35.3	A machine with water on, something disappears. There's like a water gnome that comes in and
0:39.9	steals one fork per week.
0:43.0	I don't understand what's happening.
0:45.4	Somebody, somebody's,
0:46.6	we're living in a simulation, that's the only explanation.
0:48.5	It's funny that you say it because I have silverware that's all different colors
0:51.8	and I am utterly stymied by where the green fork has gone.
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