This is Betsy Stover. Hello. I am joined currently by a lovely lady. You know her. She's

a funny lady. She's got Grammys. I think she has an Emmy. Oh my God. She does. She is a

Lysha Gattis. Hello. Wow Betsy. I'm so glad to be here. I really am. I'm so glad to be here.

There's like so much. Right? So much. I want everyone to know that Betsy's eyebrows look

really good. You are very kind. Your eyebrows look good. Your eyebrows look really nice. I

didn't please them. I'm holding at the actual. Yes. Look at that evidence. I hadn't

brushed my teeth since like yesterday morning. I'm just going to lay it all out. I was up

to like 4 a.m. Folding all the laundry of the world because I worked. I taught a class

until 9. Then of course someone needs a book read to that. Oh. And then here's what else

happened. Okay. So I want to apologize to my male guests in advance. I know that you're

here for comedy. You are not here for menstruation talk. But so everyone who's had children

or I should say anyone who's just dated a baby inside of them knows that once you have

a menstrual cycle after that, it's like the elevators of the fucking hotel in the shiny.

Yeah. It's like everything that's left decides to come up. Yeah. But like every time. So knowing.

So I had like one period and then I was like never again. And that was about a decade ago.

And so I've just been having babies nursing babies and getting this IUD that keeps me from

having a period. And so recently I was like, I don't want this anymore. I want to get rid

of it. I just don't like want. I just want to like, I don't know what I want to like free

ball it. I just want to know that I'm trying to have kids. I just mean like I just don't want

a fucking thing inside of me. So I was teaching yesterday. I thought it's a nine-beam. And

then I stood up to go down like my kid came in. He was like, read me a story. And I stood

up and on my upholstered new chair that I got from Target. That was more than $100. Wait,

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