I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton.

And this is Celebrity Memor Book Club, the podcast where we take something that's already

been created. And we make it goofy and sew it into a t-shirt. And if that is not what

you want, you want the original information. Before it's been sewed into a funky little

shirt, you go find it yourself, you go read it, you go deal with it. And if you want

our version though, come here and we'll have it.

Beautiful. I'm sold. Excellent salesmanship. You're a regular Betsy Johnson. Thank you.

When is this episode coming out? This episode's coming out after we've been to Chicago

and Minneapolis. So I hope we had a fun time. I'm sure we did, but I would never lie

on here and say it was a great show because I got in my face. Should we all get struck

by lightning? You know what I mean? How humiliating and quite gauche if we were all sitting there

enjoying ourselves and lightning struck and we all died. And then out comes this episode

and I go, we had a great time and you go there. Liars. And I don't want you to ever think

I'm liars. They're dead. We're idiots. We're dumb, dumb. We're lazy, but we're not liars.

Because we're just flat out wrong and we're saying things confidently that we're just

wrong about, but we would never lie to you. Ain't that the truth?

Anyway, so hopefully we had a fun time at that show. We are doing a bit of pre-recording

because Claire is about to head off and get wed.

Oh, humiliating. Okay, she's been wife for some weeks now, but this is the last episode

where her voice is still a virgin. Yeah, this is my single voice. If you're not already

a Patreon subscriber, you don't know that we have this sick relationship with our Patreon

where we will never take a week off. We will never not give you guys the tea. So please

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