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Be There in Five

Beth: A Week in the Life

Be There in Five

Kate Kennedy

Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.87.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2021

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

This week, Kate experiments with the snorkel format by recording daily minisodes and threading them together (as opposed to a stream of consciousness in one sitting) to create a week in the life. She feels like she gets really into things but forgets about them near immediately, and this format is attempting to capture what she’s thinking about on a daily basis and what pop culture/tv/tiktoks she’s paying attention to in passing.

In this episode, Kate takes on:

-The Texas 6-week abortion ban (skip to minute 15 to get to lighter stuff, not comprehensive but an angle to consider for talking to people that think they can't be impacted)

-Her personal war on pantries filled with dry goods outside of their original containers for aesthetically pleasing food storage organization porn

-A needlessly intense review of Ted Lasso

-Manifesting babes linking their menstrual cycle to the moon??

-Light venting about a lack of preparedness in OOTD videos

-A low effort investigation into who invented the days of the week

-What if biblical characters had housewives taglines?

-Her concern for college students becoming influencers when we don’t know the long term implications of building a career without a traditional skillset or education for passing fame

-Donda/Kim & Kanye’s symbolic marriage

-Real Housewives of Beverly Hills/Did Erika Jayne know?

-Kate's dream of naming OPI nail polishes or eyeshadow palettes

Among other things. Enjoy!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everybody, welcome back to the Be There In 5 Podcast.

0:11.6

I'm Kate Kennedy, your host.

0:14.8

It is Saturday, September 4th.

0:17.1

Oh, it is 5 days to my birthday.

0:19.9

I'm going to burn birthdays like we're fun and didn't feel like they mattered.

0:23.5

And you're like, I don't want to do anything.

0:26.0

And let's feel this inverse effect of like...

0:28.8

Now it's not that I resent my age because of like wrinkles or something.

0:32.0

It's just that I don't know.

0:33.3

There's a lot of pressure on women in their 30s to like figure shit out in a finite

0:37.4

timeline.

0:38.4

It's not within your control.

0:39.4

And it times you resent your timetable.

0:41.9

And when I was like 24 and I was like, I don't care, whatever.

0:45.3

It's good about Neha, huh?

0:46.3

It's because I got 24.

0:48.3

And like when you're 24, you're too cool to understand why it is fun and charming to try

0:53.2

to catch a shrimp in your mouth.

0:54.3

And I didn't even deserve any Hauna then.

0:56.4

I love Habatchi.

0:57.4

I really do.

0:58.9

I do think they need to get some new tricks.

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