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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Closeteers, we have a question for you: Is it over yet? Seriously, are we done with this pandemic? Because we cannot take it anymore. We've resorted to talking about geriatric dogs getting it on, questioning whether gym hookups are real, and butts. We're thankful for all of you out there helping us through it, and we want to hear from you! Hit us up on our Patreon or Instagram. We need human interaction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeans come to you.
0:03.5	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:04.9	I'm Emma Lohman.
0:06.0	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:07.6	Inside the Closet.
0:10.9	Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:13.5	Thank you guys so much for being here.
0:15.2	I'm Emma.
0:16.0	Is this over yet?
0:17.0	Is this goddamn pentolic fucking over yet?
0:20.0	Mateo is doing great.
0:21.2	He said he's never been better.
0:22.4	He feels so relieved.
0:23.9	The things are really looking up.
0:26.5	How are you?
0:27.7	How are you?
0:28.3	How are you holding up, buddy?
0:30.0	I want to go to my grandma's house.
0:32.4	I want to walk inside.
0:33.4	I want to see the furniture.
0:34.7	I can't touch the carpet.
0:36.0	I can't touch in the fake fruit.
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