0:00.0	If you guys had to fake a week as a white color worker,
0:03.9	doctor, lawyer, surgeon, what profession would you choose?
0:08.3	Easily a lawyer.
0:09.7	Yeah, litigator.
0:10.7	Like, it's so easy.
0:12.4	Because you don't have to, you don't have to do anything
0:16.7	you don't have to do anything as a lawyer not anymore chat gee B. Well that but then you also just
0:22.0	filibuster on everything.
0:23.7	Yeah.
0:24.7	So ask me some legal advice, Jared.
0:27.2	Uh, fuck.
0:28.8	What do I start?
0:30.8	Uh, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-s... Just make up a scenario.
0:33.2	Say you're getting a divorce, Jared.
0:35.0	Well, okay, divorce and then ask me what you want like what should I do?
0:43.0	What custody of my kids 100%?
0:46.0	Well you see we could go for the whole shebang
0:50.0	and try and get full custody
0:52.0	or you could go half custody, split 50, 50,
0:57.6	or you could just never see your fucking kid.
1:02.3	And then you would say,
1:04.0	Well, I want full custody.
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