0:00.0	What are the best ways to open a beer without a bottle opener?
0:06.0	His hair hands.
0:09.2	Like a non-twist cap?
0:11.3	Correct.
0:12.3	That's assumed, but he didn't specifically say I think the best way to open up a
0:17.3	a bottle of beer without a bottle opener is to climb on your roof
0:21.6	Go to a little metal chimney thing that's sitting there, if I can pop it off on there.
0:28.1	I did that in college, shattered the bottle, blood everywhere.
0:31.5	Really?
0:32.3	Mm-hmm. Uh, woof, you know, bottle blood everywhere. Really?
0:32.6	Hmm.
0:33.6	Whoof.
0:34.4	You know, what was it worth it?
0:36.0	Well, my college buddies were drinking on the roof so I went up there to tell them to get down.
0:39.5	Yeah, yeah.
0:40.5	And then they handed you a beer.
0:42.4	Security deposit. The cover. safe. And then they handed you a beer. Yeah.
0:43.2	I would call the cops.
0:44.0	And you were opening the beer so you could dump it out.
0:48.4	Well, a guy was going to open it with his teeth and I, you know, didn't want him to lose a molar so I decided that that was then my next best option because I'd have a bottle opener on me.
0:57.0	Yeah. Yeah, well that makes sense.
1:00.0	So, it's a good way to do it. I think it's a good way to do it.
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