Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best time of day for a wedding.

That's right.

Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

Well, Mark, the wedding planning continues.

I haven't checked in with you for a while to see like what is planned.

Has anything been planned based on anything we've done so far?

Here's the thing.

I was telling Annie in the car earlier when we were talking about this.

It's like, you know, these are settled for all time, for all people. So we have to abide by whatever the decisions are. And I think we've already broken most of that. Fair enough. So you've done the exact opposite of anything. We've done the exact opposite of what the correct answer is. That's the point of this show, though, how we just are, we're not telling you what to do. We're just telling you what the correct answer is. Right's the point of this show, though, Hal. We just are, we're not telling you what to do.

We're just telling you what the correct answer is. Right. You can choose the correct answer or not. You can flip to the back of the book and turn it upside down and read what the correct answer is. But you don't, you know, you don't have to use it. No, we lay it out for y'all to play it out. That's what we do. Yeah. But we're talking about,

what is it, Hershey? Sorry, there's somebody at the door, I guess. So we're talking about what

time you should have a wedding. Because here's the thing, I've been to weddings at each of the

three main meals in a day.

Okay.

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