Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, is it? A man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce has a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is too part of me.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Do you get a time with the Stanley Cup?

I did not last year.

Oh, you were robbed.

But I was, you know, invited to so many things that I did.

But if it goes to Panthers way, because of all of our TV people who didn't get any time with it,

as I did personally, I may ask this year, hey, can I have an hour or two at my expense? I'm going to rent a place so, you know, all our production people and stuff could do it. I'm going to actually ask that this year. Okay. Does Roy get the invite here? Roy is the biggest panther fan we have. Does he get an invite to hang out with Stanley? Yeah, I guess now. Right. Yeah, I guess now he does. That's correct. How about me? Am I getting an invite or? You too, I guess now correct. Your show gets an invite. Roy was complaining that he's tired. He's happy tired. But I'm assuming, Goldie, that you too are, you're tired, but it's a happy kind of tired, right?

It is a great kind of tired, Stu.

You know, this is going on three years now from training camp in the middle of September

until late June, but forget about me and forget about Roy.

How about thinking about Sam, Reinhardt and Gustav Forsling,

who have played more games than anybody in hockey history over a three-year period? Yeah. No, I'm not thinking about them. I'm only thinking about Roy, and I'm only thinking about you. I mean, all due respect to those guys. And I appreciate that. And I appreciate that more than you know. Go ahead, Roy. Yeah, I barely got time with the Stanley Cup.

The very, very last day that was down here,

all the media took pitches with the Stanley Cup,

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