Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best Theater Space.

That's right.

Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

Hal, let's tread the boards today, my friend.

Sure we undertake the greatest of all decisions about the theatre and its spaces?

Yes, hoist the curtains and meet me on the apron.

Many a tight have I worn in anticipation of this day?

Our tight, never pairs, only one tight.

Like punky Brewster, one leg with, one leg without, never the twain the same.

Oh, dear, I do believe punky Brewster is being called away from us.

Oh, no, we're barrel rolls, rolls. I was just trying to hear your punky or your, what's the guy's name? Oh, the dad, George Gates. Punky. Pumpy. Come here, punky. Oh, punky. I'm very, very, very upset that you're not here. That's the I'm adding in, Turner's Eric Lassard in the Police Academy movies. Yeah. As well you should. Very, very. With his goldfish. I loved Calamonaut Lissard. My fish. He was great. Yeah. We're talking about theater today, Hal. We are. I love this. This I'm very excited about. Who asked this? I don't know. I thought you made it up. No, I didn't make it up. No, I thought you might have it open in front of you. Hold on. Let me find it. I do have it open. I got it right here. Is it the discord? Or is this? It was in the, it was in the discord. It's in the discord. I am going to find it. Let's see who finds it first.

Lucas Z. Saber 44.

You found it because I misspelled theater.

All right.

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