Best Spouse/Worst Spouse
The Girl Next Door Podcast
Kelsey Wharton
4.8 • 714 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
We bring our best and sometimes most annoying selves to our marriages. In honor of our upcoming wedding anniversaries in April, we share the best and worst spouse qualities for ourselves and the husbands next door.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Girl Next Door Podcast. I'm Kelsey. And I'm Erica. We're two former |
| 0:08.7 | next door neighbors and good friends who love a good chat and a good laugh. We're inviting you to |
| 0:13.3 | come on in, have a drink, and stay a while. Hey, friend. Hey friend. Today we have a fun marriage topic |
| 0:19.7 | in honor of our anniversaries in April. Chris and I will |
| 0:22.8 | be celebrating our 11th anniversary this month, and you and Jeremiah will have been married for 16 years. |
| 0:28.9 | We're calling this topic best spouse, worst spouse, because we'll be sharing how we and our spouses |
| 0:34.4 | bring our best and perhaps most annoying selves to our marriages. |
| 0:38.4 | I had the idea for this because it's just a funny thing I think about as I notice things that I do or that Chris does. |
| 0:44.9 | And I'm guessing that anyone who is married can relate. |
| 0:48.5 | Before we start, I want to say that hopefully it would go without saying that we are definitely taking a joking tone in this episode. We do not actually think that our husbands or ourselves are worst spouses, although we |
| 0:59.6 | definitely do think we have the best spouses. So let's start off with some tough honesty and each |
| 1:05.8 | share the ways that we are worst spouses. Let's go back and forth on this. So Erica, what do you do that makes you |
| 1:12.5 | the worst spouse? Okay, listeners may know this, but I am completely non-functional for the first |
| 1:20.0 | hour or so I'm awake. Like, I am the actual worst human to be married to in the morning. |
| 1:26.0 | Like between the hours of just like... |
| 1:28.0 | It doesn't matter. |
| 1:28.9 | Like whatever I wake up, the first hour of awakeness is... |
| 1:32.8 | It doesn't matter if it's... |
| 1:34.0 | I mean, I shouldn't say that. |
| 1:35.7 | If it is 5 a.m., it's much worse than if it is 7 a.m. |
| 1:39.6 | Okay. |
| 1:40.0 | But I just take a very long time to wake up. And it's something that, you know, Jeremiah is very much a morning person. |
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