Attention all passengers.

The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15.

Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshment's carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.

Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.

Trains on Uber.

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy!

Oh, God.

Substitution courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. D's and Clusions apply. 18 plus, scumannware.com. If you make the best soccer art, you win $1,000.

Today we're competing to see who's the better art If you make the best soccer art, you win $1,000.

Today we're competing to see who's the better artist by customizing soccer equipment,

like soccer balls, shoes, and so much more.

My girlfriend Hannah will be judging which one is better, and if she likes it, you get a point.

And the one with the least amount of points by the end of the video will have to get hit by the world's strongest soccer ball launcher.

And that's going to hurt. Let's go. It's time to start customizing, starting with soccer balls. Yeah! Oh! I'm going to need that. Oh!

Anyways, we're going to be customizing these blank soccer balls using all these supplies.

Let's start customizing.

Yeah, you go!

Okay, so I grab these colors because I am making an ice cream soccer ball.

Tasty.

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