Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best Royal Dance Cookie.

That's right.

Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

Mark, yeah.

There are a small number of people who walk this planet that have a gold card onto this show, which means that they can text me randomly months ago with an idea like, hey, have you guys done this yet?

And then it turns into an invite to have them on.

And one of them is Adam Pranica. What is up, Adam? Yeah. I'm sorry, I said hello to you over the

plug for your show. So you know what? You do it. Gold card. Amazing. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. I mean,

I don't want to like timestamp this. Like, I am just about to run out of the topic we're here to discuss. Oh, you are. I have not yet. Here we are at the in March, at the end of March. Did you receive this for the holidays? Oh, yeah. Or purchase it yourself for the holidays? I did. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Am I the only one that went out and have just gotten a new tin of it today? So now I have a lot of

cookies to eat before it can become a sewing kit. I don't remember the last Royal Dansk cookie

tin that I had that had cookies in it. My grandmother, of course, had one that was a sewing kit,

which is what they become. That beautiful blue round tin, like you don't throw that away. No.

That becomes part of your family. Yeah. Can I tell you, here's a little thing that I found out,

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