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Welcome to episode number 640 of Vigame Apocalypse.

I am your host, Mr. Excellence in Elocution, Matthew Allen.

Who's here with me in the Justin Allen Memorial Studio of the Airwaves? Uh, shit, I just lost it. I was trying to, uh, wannabe synth, Chris Antista. Sorry, I'm in a big Hulu kick. That Alien Earth show is really good. Oh, I thought you meant synth as in like 1980s pop music. No, no, no. Okay. I just want a better, I want a better younger body. Put me in a young Asian girl. Excuse me. Someone isolate that audio. Who else is with us? Who just chuckled at Chris's expense? My name is T.L. Foster. I'm short. I'm Paul. I can't get any holes. I've been fighting my whole

life. He is a bird man. Look at me. I like that both T.L. and I's intro was wrestling

adjacent. I was going for the excellence in execution. I was going for Vigil. I went full nerd.

There's a lot of reasons for that because I was going to say I wanted to start.

I haven't started, I haven't started alien, uh, alien earth yet.

I, I did my third rewatch at King of the Hill.

Oh, yeah.

We will get to, we will talk about that in a second because obviously we'll talk about some new releases, Nintendo Murder Ball, all that stuff in a second.

But we would to talk about, well, one of the things I wanted to talk about is, yeah, inspired by King the Hill, which I'll tell you in a second. But this might

bore you, and this is maybe a little too visual. But we want to talk about, in a way,

innovations in an interesting way. And one of the things I hate about myself, and if I haven't

been clear on, I'm sure it's picked up on Mike, I am coming out as a very not proud vapist. I am a registered vapist. Do the vape. What? I really wish you would do. Vapor? Vapor? Vapor? Vapor? Yeah. That's better. They call me the mast of vapor. Yes, I'm, I vape i don't love it i really hate going into the

doesn't it feel like every local business you loved is now a vape store that's how it feels to me

i hate going in there like ah what can we do for you this one has a blood like and i every time i'm

like this isn't a fucking hobby this is an addiction i don't care at all. I don't know that they're all... Vap shops. Like, California gets confusing because you see smoke shop nowadays, and that either means you're going to go in there and it's going to be all tobacco and vape, or it's going to be all weed stuff because it's legal. Or, like, yeah, Delta 9 and THC horseshit. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Delta 9 is that sounds like a special. Delta 9 is like, no, it's Delta 9 and I'm not talking about this. Cratum, you can look all that shit up. But I just need the nicotine and it's just, it's, I never wanted to quit so bad in that it's embarrassing. This, every single thing, I'm like, oh, I like this one. It's out of business in 18 months because it's got like arsenic in it or they killed a kid or their CEO is in jail. There's like, none of these vape things stick around. And it's just, I'm sick of shopping around. And if I'm on the wrong side of town, I won't get what I want.

Such was the case here.

Sidebar, remember back we were talking about, man, the new Nintendo Switch, it's a real solid system, man.

Like, we really like a lot about it.

If you want to just a better piece of Switch hardware to play all your old Switch games, This is not a terribly expensive. Good on the Switch, too. I'm at a strange page. Especially the price increases on the Switch 1. Now it's making the Switch 2 to be better, right? Yeah. That is so fucking wild. That is like, you know what it reminded me of? It reminded me of when Netflix kept raising the price on its DVDs. Like, like you bitches better start streaming soon they're going to charge you $20 per DVD as if you bought it

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