Best of Week 71 - Confetti Is For Losers Featuring Jeremy Roenick

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.3 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

The Celtics took care of the 76ers, but you wouldn't be able to tell that from inside the 76ers arena. Dave makes fun of the all the Philly scumbags for celebrating prematurely, especially Louis. Louis also reveals that he hasn't been placing Smitty's bets and keeping the money for himself. Katie Nolan makes the news because of her $1M paycheck, which makes Pres worth $100M. Laura Wagner somehow has a paycheck at all after taking yet another shot at Univison. NHL legend Jeremy Roenick drops by to talk playoff puck and NHL 94. The Barstool softball team, led by Brett prepares for their first game. Mr. Portnoy helps Dave decide what he should do for Mother's Day. All that and more on Barstool Radio.

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0:00.0	Hey, bar stool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple podcasts,
0:03.8	Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:08.7	All right.
0:09.0	Here's a deal.
0:09.6	If you ever just worry about your appearance in any way, that means how does your
0:12.5	hair look, how does your teeth look, how does your skin look?
0:15.0	If you take a shower before you go out, I got the right place for you.
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0:24.2	best way more than just razors.
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0:29.8	That means shampoo, conditioners, body wash, toothpaste, hair gel, even a
0:34.2	wife, even a wife that'll make it touch feel a little tingly clean.
0:37.7	Who doesn't like a little tingle?
0:39.0	You know what I mean?
0:39.7	You look good.
0:40.8	They say you look good and you feel good.
0:42.4	What does the feel good mean?
0:43.4	Maybe it means a little tingled down in your butt.
0:45.5	Dollar shave clubs products are made with top shelf ingredients that won't
0:48.3	break your budget.
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