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Look, we're into March and that can only mean one thing.

The madness that is the college basketball championships is here.

Whether you're planning on scoring on the court or in the bedroom,

look no further than our favorite blocker in the game, Trojan condoms.

Look, nobody at barstool, nobody in the world is having more sex than me.

And I can attest Trojan condoms is the best in the business.

What other blocker works 98% of the time.

And in the spirit of Trojan's respect for great defense,

they're going to give away a box of Trojan condoms for every block shot in this year's Men's College Hoops tournament.

All you gotta do is go to the Trojan condoms Twitter page at Trojan condoms and retweet the contest tweet for a chance to win,

but wait, there's more.

I'm shaking with excitement as I read this one.

I'm serious.

If free condoms aren't enough for you, Trojan is kicking it up in office this year.

Get this buzzer beaters and vibrators.

Name a more iconic duo for every game winning buzzer beater in this year's tournament.

Trojan is tweeting out ways to win a free vibrator.

Listen, spring is in the air and we get it.

It's the season for going at it like bunnies.

And if you're like us and you want to defense that works hard for you,

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