Welcome to the story-worthy podcast.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn, and Hannes Finney.

Thank you. Blackburn and Honest Finney. Welcome to Storyworthy.

My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with

Hanas Finney, and this is a best of storyworthy.

That's right.

Tonight is the best of virginity, Honest. Virginity. A word that is usually not associated with best. When you have your virginity, it's the worst. That's so true. And as an old person, you look back and you go, I wish I'd hung on to that. No, you never say that. You never say that. You never say you wish you hung on to it. Well, I mean, when you're 45 and you're like, I wish I was still a virgin, then there's something wrong with you.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

Well, everybody...

People usually don't, you know, as we will hear, the circumstances of losing it can be, you know, anywhere from bizarre to devastating.

But the...

It's still, you know, there's no way... I don't think there's anybody who has a story where it's like, I lost my virginity in exactly the right way, at exactly the right time, to exactly the right person. On the bachelor. On the bachelor. On the bachelor. Right. On television. On the bachelor. That, by the way way would make me watch that show if they would

finally just have to mate in front of the cameras well i think they have that honest it's called

porno no what i'm saying is you make this reality show and you have the bachelor that show

except that when they go behind the door and they close it right they don't we go. We go in with them. I see what you're saying. Well, they probably does exist, for that matter. Yeah, actually, didn't Nikki Calabrese do a tell us she produced a reality show somewhat close to that? That's right. Nikki Calabrese. She was a storyteller here on the show, and her topic was fixed up with an older guy. And that's right. She was in production for... Some other show. Yeah. Which involved, like, talking people into getting naked on camera. Which I guess isn't really that hard to do if you start talking. I know. I know. Well, I think that there are people that, you know, it's like trying to talk you into taking a head of pot.

Right. That's right. Pot, I said. It's like it's not that hard to do. There are people who are ready to get naked at the drop of a hat. Well, especially these are younger people, too. We're talking about like college, spring break, 16, 19, 21. Yeah, we are.

Oh, my God.

That's right.

Okay, so the best virginity.

And, you know, of course, everybody has this story. I mean, I would think, you know, pretty much. No, exactly. And if you don't have a story about losing it, then you have an even better story about not losing it. As in the hit film from several years ago, the 40 old virgin oh okay there you go that's right i loved katherine keener in that you remember that she lived she worked in like

the e-bay shop she was the grandmother i want to fuck remember that that's right the griff maybe you can

fuck her on her couch for a plastic covered couch while she gives you five dollars for your birthday. Oh my gosh. Oh, hey, folks. If you'd like to support the podcast and after that kind of material. Well, that's not my name. It's Sean, Seth Rogen's material. So blame him for his dirty, dirty mouth. Yeah, send us some money, people. Well, look, folks, there's a couple of ways you can help out storyworthy one is

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