Hello, it's Svetlana, and you're listening to StoryVerzi. Stay tuned for more fun festive stories. Thank you.

Hi, this is Tony Tripoli, and you are listening to Storyworthy, which is a really good idea.

Welcome to the Story Worthy podcast. Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hannah Finn.

Welcome to Story Worthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Honest Finney, and this is a best of storyworthy.

That's right. It's a best of storyworthy. And this is when we bring two stories from the past.

You know, we reformat it. Exactly.

Yeah, reform. But I like to say that we marry together two stories that should have been together in the

first place.

Right, because a lot of times people have stories that are sort of, you know, similar in

nature.

Sometimes it would be like, oh, here's two vacation stories or here's two marriage

stories, but these two, these are the only people that they could possibly be paired with because our subject tonight is...

Trouble in your pants.

Trouble in your pants.

That's right. And we have two very talented storytellers, including writer, actress Erease Barr, and Tony Tripoli, who is one of the damn funniest comedians I've ever heard.

Absolutely. And they are both going to tell us way too much detail about things in their pants.

That's right.

It's stuff that we, it's gross, it's disgusting. What I'm trying to do is hype this up so that like a lot of 12-year-old boys will be like, oh, awesome. I can listen to gross things in people's pants. Well, I think everybody's had some accident in their pants, you know, at some point. Yeah, the human body is, it's a nightmare, frankly. Now, here's an accident I had in my pants, which was literally an accident, okay? I'm at a Pittsburgh Steelers football game with my brother. Of course you are. And this is at Heinz Field, so it's the newer stadium, not three rivers, but the newer stadium, Heinz Field, which, by the way. Five people are like, oh, let me make a note of that my mental image. Which, by the way, the cup holders that are attached to the seats, the cups that you purchase your beverage in, they don't fit in that cup holder. Well, neither are the asses of people from Pittsburgh. So they don't fit in the seats. They weren't thinking out. They didn't think about their plastic cup to cup holder ratio. Yes, exactly. Much like, see, now you go to McDonald's or, well, I don't go to McDonald's anymore, but you go to Carl's Jr. Or Hardy's.

Good for you.

No, McDonald's is so, no, it's not like I don't eat fast food, but McDonald's has descended to a level that even I can't eat it anymore. Really? Has it? Yeah. It's really, you realize that you eat every once in a while, you go, oh my God, this is horrible. Yeah. Like compared to even a Carls Jr.

In Out Burger, of course.

Or In An Out Burger or...

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