Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bedhead Bob suggests anal charging

has a sprinkler situation and divvies out dekenzian dilemmas.

Word Wade is loving steam life, massacres the Munich event,

and has a light bulb moment.

Melodramatic Marx panel problems are battery blamed, and marvels at a malicious marathon.

From cancellation canards to slaughtering YouTube shorts.

Yes.

It's time for best of times worst of times.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

I didn't brush my hair today.

Look at that. All right, well, I hope no one watches this video.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Distractable,

Your Uncle's Favorite Podcast, only if your uncle is the cool one the rest of your

uncles probably not cool enough my name is Bob what did you just say to me your fun

uncle wouldn't it be coo coo coo uncle coo uncle your conchle Your Conkel? I'm the uncle. I said cool uncle, not fun uncle.

Anyway, my name is Bob I'm the host because I won the last episode. I'm joined as always by Mark and

Wade who will be competing in today's episode. I will give them points. One of them will win the winner host the next episode. That's the format. We're back! I literally look like I just rolled out of bed and I didn't. You ever do that? You ever make it way too far into your day and

then be like, man I haven't looked at myself in a mirror or anything?

Yeah, sometimes. I also just ate lunch and I have no idea how my teeth looks.

So I should.

Yeah. Okay, see ya. I think you should. and I have no idea how my teeth look so I should just zoom your camera in and check

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