Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers. Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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0:00.0	Paul from John.
0:05.0	John.
0:07.0	John.
0:08.0	John.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	What's up? It's John. Oh, man, I'm on. How does that make you feel to be on?
0:18.4	I feel very special right now. Really? Do you often feel
0:27.0	Uns? Really? Do you often feel unseen? Yes, unheard, maybe.
0:30.0	What do you want people to hear, John?
0:35.0	I had a nightmare. I was like 15 and I had a dream
0:40.0	that I was having anal sex with my best friend Andrew.
0:44.4	I was giving it to him and I'm straight and he's straight as far as I know and the next time I saw him it was real awkward.
0:55.0	Did you tell him about the dream?
0:57.0	I didn't tell him about the dream.
1:00.0	I thought it was a little weird.
1:01.0	Took like a year for me to stop thinking about it.
1:05.4	Do you still talk to your friend that you had the dream about?
1:08.8	He died like no joke.
1:11.9	He died like 10 years ago.
1:15.0	Sorry to hear that.
1:17.0	Yeah, it was a bummer.
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