Best of The Yard (2025)
The Yard
The Yard
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 118 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New Year's means new changes. |
| 0:01.7 | So this is going to be our last year with Aidan McKeg as a host of the yard. We wanted to kick things off by remembering the old times, right guys? Yeah. A lot of good times. A lot of stinkers as well. In fact, this is a merit-based podcast. Mostly stinkers, to be honest. By the numbers, one of us failed the most. You'll see, actually. This is a best of from the past year and someone might be absent from a lot of it. Like a lot of it. It's even absent like he is right now. It kind of feels like that's the case all year. Anyway, guys, this is our best of. This is the episode for the week. We're taking the week off. We'll see you next year. And we appreciate that you guys support us so we can be able to just have conversations that would otherwise go unrecorded. It's my dream and I live it. So thank you. Kiss your loved ones. My dream is world peace on the mouth. Mine's not world peace. Kiss your loved loved ones let's get to the best of it's your brother what I went to a funeral |
| 0:59.1 | this past weekend dude dude can I show you my my now red impression sure |
| 1:10.0 | so we've met one time but I get your shorts on my timeline a lot |
| 1:13.6 | So it feels like we've met a million times and I've been working on a little Nile red |
| 1:17.5 | He's actually most of the millions of views so so I wanted to make a red bowl, but my balls were in the way |
| 1:24.1 | So I had to push my balls out of the way so I could drink the Red Bull. |
| 1:28.9 | But it turns out I need more phosphate to put it into the Red Bull so that it tastes better. |
| 1:36.0 | How is that? |
| 1:36.7 | I've never seen one of your videos, man. Is that how is that? If you take an aisle red video |
| 1:41.5 | and you just put that whole audio over it, two million views. |
| 1:45.5 | I would say four on ten. |
| 1:48.8 | Four? |
| 1:49.6 | First off, I've dug through the drawers 70 times. |
| 1:52.7 | She doesn't have a single underwear drawer. |
| 1:55.1 | It just doesn't make sense. |
| 1:57.5 | Like, she must be going commando every day. |
| 2:01.6 | It's only ball gowns and dresses and if her clothes are here, then clearly they're not sleeping in the same room and that's bad. |
| 2:12.6 | You know, you know I have endless respect for you in your opinions because you have such a good |
| 2:20.3 | you have such a good read on situations most of the time. |
| 2:25.3 | Do you mean that? |
| 2:30.3 | But I think there could be another explanation for this. |
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