I don't even know where to start, to be honest with it.

It's got to be the torpedoes.

Right, so it's got to be the torpedo bats.

And obviously, analytics catches up to the Yankees in a good way, I guess,

and has created quite the controversy and quite the stir throughout Major League Baseball.

Now, here's the good news.

Aaron Judge does not use a torpedo bat.

He does not.

He uses his real bat.

And that's why Aaron Judge is the ultimate needle move of.

Needle mover for sure. That's exactly right.

Obviously, we started something last week.

But the guys, obviously, that use the torpedo bat as Goldschmidt, Bellinger, Wells, Volpey, and Jazz Chisholm.

Now, the interesting one is Chisholm because he's got he's got three home runs.

He's got five heads and he's batting 417.

Chisholm scores. Yeah, Chisholm scores a lot over the past weekend. And remember when we were

talking about the Anthony Volpey home run where Dave Sims was like, oh, he fished

that one out there. And it's like, oh, really looked like he got it on that part of the bat.

We didn't really know about the torpedo bats at that point. But that exact home run to right

field where it caught what we thought was not the barrel, caught part of the barrel of the

torpedo bag. So I guess this is where analytics works, and this has a very Belichickian feel to it, doesn't it?

Yeah, I mean, it's weird because, you know, each sport is so different because, you know, you know, in basketball, the basketball is always the basketball.

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