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Hello and happy Thursday to you.

I would assume that many of you may be, you know I would assume that many of you maybe you know kind of blowing off early

tomorrow maybe even this afternoon from your job I don't know it is of course July

fourth week and I hope that you are looking forward to here's what I'm doing.

Are you ready for this?

Here's what this was what the the the while the cats away, the mice will play.

So my wife is going to see her sister and her mom.

And she left this morning.

She was delayed because her sister's flight, of course, was canceled yesterday

because, you know, flying right now is a Charlie Fox strut it's a major Charlie Foxrut so her

flight was delayed or canceled altogether she had to fly out this morning rather than

yesterday and literally the networks are now giving you tips on what to do when your flight

is canceled and your vacation is screwed, essentially scrod as it were, because it's really bad.

I'm glad that I don't have any flight plans anytime soon and I'm going to be here.

But that back to the story here. The cats away. I would be the mouse. My kids are here with me, my 22 year old son and my 17 year old daughter and as soon as the show is

over today I'm gonna go get some fireworks. You betcha you you betcha Missouri is right over here and there are parts of the state where I live

Kansas where there's a big old fireworks display. So I am going to go get some fireworks. It's best

when you're married, honestly. I'm just going to say there are some things you certainly don't want to decide on without the other person's input. You know, there are major purchases. You know, like maybe a new car. you probably don't, unless it's a birthday president,

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