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Welcome to it, kids.

It's Thursday and yeah, you know, it's Groundhog Day.

Wood Chuck Chuck Chuckers, it's Groundhog Day.

Yes, I will watch that movie at some point today.

I will watch Bill Murray's Groundhog Day because it's awesome and because I've lived it

except for I lived it in Springfield, Illinois.

Yeah, not that I get Springfield, Illinois, but it, let's just say about six months in Springfield, Illinois.

That's all I have to say about that.

Yeah, so 40 million people are shivering in the grip of the Arctic blast sweeping America with all

eyes turning on Bugs of Kentucky Phil as he predicts six more weeks of winter

which oddly enough happens every single year. By the way 1800 flights have

been canceled in Texas and it's kind of weird a whole lot Americans

have been left without power because in cold cold weather like this in places like Texas

where there are gigantic wind farms of these super stupid

they're instead of salad shooter you ever heard the commercial salad shooter these are

bird shooters so you know you get an eagle just kind of flying along there and

there you go you got new eagle coleslaw oh my god it slices it dices it

julians hey let's see what it does to a Robin. How about a turkey buzzard?

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