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The Glenn Beck Program
Mercury Radio Arts
4.6 • 25.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my gosh, there's an avocado shortage. |
| 0:02.5 | There's an avocado shortage. |
| 0:04.6 | Panic, everyone. |
| 0:06.2 | Podcasters, please. |
| 0:08.6 | Keep calm, carry on. |
| 0:10.9 | I know there's going to be a shortage of tequila and avocados, |
| 0:13.5 | and we'll get into that here in just a second. |
| 0:15.1 | It shows you how not elitist the left and the media really is. |
| 0:20.1 | Also, the cutting of funding for the Special Olympics |
| 0:23.7 | by the New York Assembly. |
| 0:25.8 | You'll never guess what they did with the money on that one. |
| 0:28.2 | Elisabeth Elisimelano decides that the Bible is a great place |
| 0:31.8 | to talk about abortion. |
| 0:36.9 | OK, you see if you can make sense of that. |
| 0:41.2 | Also, AOC, she says the easiest way |
| 0:43.8 | to get rid of global warming, of course, cowfarts. |
| 0:47.5 | But she's not talking about getting rid of the cows. |
| 0:51.7 | We just need to change, quote, the cow grain |
| 0:56.1 | to something that causes less farting for our cows. |
| 1:00.9 | I honestly think if you just listen to Alexandria |
| 1:04.7 | Casio Cortez on today's program, |
| 1:06.5 | you can claim to have a doctorate from any university in America. |
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